{"product_id":"divinely-disrespectful-tee","title":"Divinely Disrespectful Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"194\" data-end=\"434\"\u003eAnointed in chaos, baptized in bad decisions.\u003cbr data-start=\"239\" data-end=\"242\"\u003eThis tee is for the ones who know they’re protected… but not by anyone holy. Whether it’s the universe, your ancestors, or pure unhinged energy — you’re clearly favored, just not \u003cem data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"433\"\u003efrom above\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"549\"\u003eSoft, rebellious, and slightly sacrilegious.\u003cbr data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"483\"\u003eWear it to brunch, rituals, or court appearances (we don’t judge).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"582\"\u003eHeaven didn’t do this. 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